Writing from Chicago
Thursday, April 19, 2012
There are many words that fittingly characterize this spring’s Stanley Cup playoffs.
Dramatic is one. Ask Vancouver fans if they thought the Los Angeles Kings, goaltender Jonathan Quick aside, would give them more than a moment’s trouble in the opening round. But they forget never to underestimate a team coached by Darryl Sutter.
Confusing is another. If you can figure out in advance what NHL disciplinarian Brendan Shanahan is thinking – or if he is thinking – send a wire our way.
Shanahan’s first five months of rulings made sense. Since then, and especially since his merely fining rather than suspending Nashville’s Shea Weber for his shoving Detroit’s Henrik Zetterberg into the boards face-first on the first night of the playoffs, Shanahan has been harder to figure out than Advanced Calculus, except that players have taken his rulings, as the Globe and Mail’s David Shoalts wrote, as “the equivalent of dropping the green flag at the Indianapolis 500.”
Sham may be the best word of all. The combination of Shanahan’s inconsistency combined with the lack of respect of many players for their peers, combined with the lack of a substantial monetary penalty – about which more later – has brought this edition of the annual scrap for Lord Stanley’s old prize into disrepute.
Yes, television ratings are up both in the United States and Canada, the result of enthusiasm in many cities, including Boston and Pittsburgh, plus the expanded coverage south of the border by the NBC group. Yet, sure as Mike Emrick is a wordsmith on the fly and Bob Cole can still call a big game with brio, what is being seen is often not G-rated, and far enough beyond the pale that CBC News featured the NHL’s latest run of violence as a feature story on its evening television newscast, “The National,” on Wednesday night, immediately following a “Hockey Night in Canada” doubleheader.
The extra attention for what many consider indefensible is understandable. The nine suspensions so far exceed by six the number of playoffs suspensions last season.
Witness Sunday’s internationally-televised cartoon featuring Pittsburgh and Philadelphia. Since when is the oft-concussed Sidney Crosby and Claude Giroux gooning it up a good idea, either for their present and future health in particular, or for the health of the NHL in general? (As Pat Hickey of the Montreal Gazette noted, it was the first fight for both, and looked like it.)
Witness the most egregious foul of the playoffs, one Tuesday that referees Stephen Walkom and Ian Walsh and linesmen Brad Lazarowich and Jonny Murray, four men good and true, but not men of vision, failed to witness live. They presumably caught up with it via Memorex, but people in Maine, Maui and Medicine Hat missed it not.
Here was the Blackhawks’ Marian Hossa, a stride from the boards in front of the bench, spinning and passing the puck to Jamal Mayers. There was Mayers scooting away with it. But here comes Phoenix’ Raffi Torres, a man in motion making a commotion. Like Bubba Watson smacking a tee shot, he came into Hossa without reservation, and likely with malice aforethought, given that he also left his feet.
Torres’ left shoulder connected with Hossa’s chin, right on the button, and Hossa crumpled to the ice, the back of his helmeted head striking the ice. For long seconds, Hossa lay there, only one leg moving, as the play went on, Mayers carrying the puck into the Phoenix zone. That the injury was severe finally dawned on the officials, and they stopped play even as the Hawks still had the puck.
It was that bad. It remained bad. Hossa was on the ice for five minutes while trainer Mike Gapski and team doctor Michael Terry, quickly joined by two EMTs and their assistants, attended to him at center ice.
“A hockey hit,” quoth Torres after the game, prefacing his remarks with the hope Hossa would be all right.
Meanwhile, Torres returned to the bench while Brandon Bollig, who went after Torres, went to the penalty box for roughing and a misconduct. That, the referees saw. Yet, when Torres exploded into Hossa, the zebras missed it to a man, and the Phoenix Coyotes, like members of a secret society protecting each other, didn’t see anything either.
“I didn’t see it,” Phoenix captain Shane Doan said. “I haven’t seen it, but from what I was told, it wasn’t that bad.”
Funny, isn’t it, how nobody ever misses when their guy is maimed, but nobody ever sees when their guy is the perpetrator. Confronted with ugly reality, hockey players sound like a bunch of dock workers who have no idea how the package of diamonds ticketed for Tiffany’s instead made its way into someone’s trunk.
The Hawks sounded just as ignorant when Duncan Keith elbowed Vancouver’s Daniel Sedin into the middle of the following week, concussing him and sidelining him for 12 games, including the first three games of the Canucks’ series with Los Angeles.
That professed ignorance, of course, is part of the sham, as is the spectacle of the coach of the aggrieved party crying for justice when his player is bleeding, but pleading ignorance when his player had drawn the blood.
(On the other hand, it’s hard to believe Phoenix goaltender Mike Smith decided to spin like a top in the instant after the Hawks’ Andrew Shaw barreled into him during Game 2. Smith might have flipped his gloves in the manner of Charlie Brown getting undressed by a line drive back to the mound, if only to feel what was left of his chin, but the laws of physics easily predict the motion of his body given Shaw’s blunt force.)
Joel Quenneville and Dave Tippett, who played together for seven seasons in Hartford, have each worn the tinfoil hats of the guilty and the innocent over the first three games of the series between the Blackhawks and Coyotes, failing to persuade anyone they believe what they say. They may be great coaches – Quenneville directed the Hawks to the Cup title two years ago, and Tippett has coaxed two straight playoff appearances from a team stranded in the desert while the league pays the bills – but they are bad liars.
Silly enough, incidentally, is the widespread use of “upper body” and “lower body” to generalize injuries – something countenanced by NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, who was unlucky enough to be on hand on Tuesday, getting a close-up look at the carnage.
Bettman’s take on it? He sounded like a coach. Bettman told the Chicago Tribune, “I was in the stands and it was up against the boards where I was.”
Well, not really. It was a good 15 feet from the boards, and while Bettman isn’t the tallest guy in the world, he was hanging out with Hawks owner Rocky Wirtz, so his seat was better than average.
Leaving aside Shanahan’s curious enforcement policy on the egregious fouls, one reason for the increase may be the lack of a financial hit on players. While this has been true for some time, it’s been noticed that a playoff suspension, however harmful it is to a team’s cause, it doesn’t hurt the player in the wallet beyond the $2,500 fine, the maximum that can be imposed under the league’s contract with the players union. That’s because players aren’t paid by the game in the playoffs, but get a share of the team’s playoff share.
In the regular season, a five-game suspension means losing either five games of salary, or the salary for the equivalent number of days. Keith’s hit on Daniel Sedin, for instance, cost the defenseman $149,688.15. But Shaw and Torres will lose only $2,500, a comparatively small price to pay.
The end result of Tuesday’s mess: Hossa loses a chance to help the Hawks win playoff games while he nurses his aching noggin. Incidentally, at least the Hawks aren’t calling Hossa’s injury an “upper body” affair. They aren’t calling it anything. Given his apparent unconscious state for the first couple of minutes, call it at least a concussion – by definition getting knocked unconscious is a concussion – and perhaps a jaw injury as well.
At least Hossa, for whom the Hawks will now try to win Game 4, the series, and the Cup, didn’t suffer a black eye. The NHL? That’s a different story, and a tired one. And we’re only halfway through the first round.
– Tim Cronin
